I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2714. | Ethan (ethan_w_06) | 74.98 | 98% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2715. | sei (ninjawanko) | 74.95 | 94% | 2024-08-11 |
| 2716. | squidite (squidite) | 74.94 | 95.4% | 2024-05-13 |
| 2717. | Ilya (chopperxx) | 74.91 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2718. | jack (jackwpm) | 74.90 | 96% | 2025-02-24 |
| 2719. | Textrovert (zasekle) | 74.89 | 96.1% | 2023-12-19 |
| 2720. | Daan (macdann6) | 74.88 | 97.5% | 2023-11-14 |
| 2721. | James (hnirvana) | 74.81 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2722. | Puff (puffbitstyping) | 74.79 | 96% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2723. | _ (gglean) | 74.77 | 97.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2724. | Jason (goosejuice) | 74.77 | 95.2% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2725. | Ham (hammah713) | 74.76 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2726. | Evan (evari) | 74.72 | 94.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2727. | despicable (sanctum_) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-06-06 |
| 2728. | atoi (atoi) | 74.69 | 97% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2729. | jail_penguin (oneillm288) | 74.68 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2730. | Eugenio Gonzalez (unnin8) | 74.66 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2731. | Mohamed Abdelfattah (mohame... | 74.64 | 95% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2732. | Joshua (joshjoseph97) | 74.57 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2733. | nobuki77 (nobuki77) | 74.55 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2734. | Aboxgwer (aboxthetyper) | 74.51 | 97.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 2735. | Riden (riden9939) | 74.49 | 97.5% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2736. | Rohit Kumar Gupta (r0hit_98... | 74.49 | 95% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2737. | hogrider (hogrider1) | 74.48 | 94% | 2023-05-31 |
| 2738. | John (69legend) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2739. | typetypelang (typetype1205) | 74.46 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2740. | SecreC. (secrec) | 74.46 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 2741. | Shahrab (stasimus) | 74.45 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2742. | andpav (andpav) | 74.43 | 95.6% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2743. | Fast&Furious (olijoao) | 74.40 | 98.4% | 2025-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |