So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35301. | jamal (jamalkhan651432) | 39.09 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 35302. | Namtan (namtanvz) | 39.09 | 92% | 2017-10-01 |
| 35303. | sushil (skttzwl) | 39.09 | 85% | 2011-08-04 |
| 35304. | Niraj (speedy_niraj) | 39.08 | 94% | 2023-02-11 |
| 35305. | Rahul (duggal) | 39.07 | 92% | 2014-04-13 |
| 35306. | regine (regineventura) | 39.06 | 93% | 2013-05-26 |
| 35307. | Rajeshwari (rajeshwariraj05) | 39.06 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35308. | Anggu (anggu) | 39.06 | 92% | 2014-11-19 |
| 35309. | jb (deamon_214) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-12-25 |
| 35310. | krs (krss) | 39.04 | 91% | 2021-01-06 |
| 35311. | Red (diamondace) | 39.04 | 91.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 35312. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 39.04 | 90% | 2015-02-27 |
| 35313. | danet (danet) | 39.04 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 35314. | Brian (sharkfighter) | 39.03 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 35315. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 39.03 | 88% | 2011-09-30 |
| 35316. | John (dreampieceniko) | 39.03 | 83% | 2011-06-30 |
| 35317. | sumit888d (unknown888d) | 39.02 | 94% | 2022-07-08 |
| 35318. | Ryan (dyantoravis) | 39.02 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 35319. | duke (myself9234) | 39.02 | 91.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 35320. | Divya (divya) | 39.02 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 35321. | thomas (thomasrodgers27) | 39.01 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 35322. | Mike (bakermg) | 38.99 | 94.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 35323. | AP (priyanthushara) | 38.98 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
| 35324. | THE GiGi (magieneagra) | 38.98 | 93% | 2022-07-29 |
| 35325. | Jay (eaglesmile21) | 38.98 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 35326. | Luca (lucaknows) | 38.97 | 93% | 2023-01-14 |
| 35327. | Kiana (kiwi10rv) | 38.97 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 35328. | Abdulaziz (noino) | 38.96 | 92% | 2020-08-13 |
| 35329. | Noe (noe1995) | 38.95 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
| 35330. | mariana (mari_prado) | 38.95 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |