As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20989. | Ponyboy (ponyboycurtis) | 58.50 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 20990. | grhs (shellspicker) | 58.50 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 20991. | Aisha (aishanick) | 58.50 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20992. | Rajil (rajil1213) | 58.50 | 93% | 2018-08-24 |
| 20993. | Le Cong (internetmoney) | 58.50 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20994. | Spots (spotsss) | 58.49 | 94% | 2025-01-27 |
| 20995. | hazel (h4zel) | 58.49 | 94% | 2019-12-15 |
| 20996. | Turtlebert (turtlebert) | 58.49 | 86% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20997. | Aidan (aman0402) | 58.49 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 20998. | jaypee__official (johnbaba) | 58.49 | 95% | 2023-03-10 |
| 20999. | Teeratat (kiwi2002) | 58.48 | 94% | 2021-08-06 |
| 21000. | Tushar (delhisehoonbc) | 58.48 | 95% | 2020-10-07 |
| 21001. | Karol (niu_colemak) | 58.47 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 21002. | TJ (tpark4466) | 58.47 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 21003. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 58.47 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 21004. | Tim (ohzson) | 58.47 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 21005. | ^VEG^ (veg6) | 58.45 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
| 21006. | Dominic (unimog) | 58.45 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
| 21007. | Michael (packerfan9912) | 58.44 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
| 21008. | PJ (pjk519) | 58.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 21009. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 58.44 | 91% | 2016-10-01 |
| 21010. | hekima (ashery) | 58.43 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 21011. | Amin (aminkr) | 58.42 | 91% | 2015-12-20 |
| 21012. | manthan (manthan123) | 58.42 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
| 21013. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 58.42 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
| 21014. | Manuel (snobber) | 58.42 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21015. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 58.42 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 21016. | cool (cooldude0901) | 58.42 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 21017. | Owner (owner404) | 58.41 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 21018. | Khalid (khalid_syfullah) | 58.41 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |