As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12002. | Linus (detailsnot) | 78.99 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
| 12003. | Eric (kusikiwi) | 78.98 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12004. | Diego (isqube) | 78.98 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 12005. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 78.98 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12006. | poop (horus_poop) | 78.98 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12007. | Tristan (bluekidcrazy) | 78.98 | 95% | 2020-08-07 |
| 12008. | Jason (deerjason) | 78.98 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 12009. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 78.98 | 91% | 2015-05-24 |
| 12010. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 78.97 | 93% | 2015-09-23 |
| 12011. | Valentine (walken_742) | 78.97 | 92% | 2015-08-12 |
| 12012. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 78.96 | 97.2% | 2025-03-01 |
| 12013. | UNOS! (unosofmanila) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 12014. | Iain (laind) | 78.96 | 95.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12015. | Grace (gc270) | 78.96 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 12016. | Kacper (bonbtz) | 78.96 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 12017. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.96 | 93% | 2017-03-20 |
| 12018. | mrthejodster (mrthejodster) | 78.95 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12019. | justin (rold_jisas) | 78.95 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12020. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 78.95 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12021. | merk (undernewb) | 78.95 | 96% | 2017-11-25 |
| 12022. | Aam✨ (eiqramnas) | 78.94 | 96% | 2024-08-09 |
| 12023. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 78.94 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 12024. | Matt (mattclowns) | 78.94 | 95% | 2016-06-29 |
| 12025. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12026. | Eric (airicc) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12027. | Phil (psmesrud) | 78.94 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12028. | John Doe (typist1029384756) | 78.93 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12029. | Hoody (relaxinghoody) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12030. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 12031. | Mae (maesmith) | 78.93 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |