I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19165. | Willie (williewho) | 65.56 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 19166. | John (johnnordstrand) | 65.55 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 19167. | Retsam101 (retsam101) | 65.55 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 19168. | Felix (oxaloddl) | 65.55 | 99% | 2023-11-01 |
| 19169. | calvin (valcin01) | 65.55 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 19170. | joygerry (joygerry) | 65.54 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 19171. | TOTC (take_on_the_challenge) | 65.54 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 19172. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 65.54 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 19173. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 65.54 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 19174. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 65.54 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 19175. | John (jmc2000) | 65.54 | 94% | 2015-07-16 |
| 19176. | jeto (jetchan) | 65.53 | 95% | 2022-08-26 |
| 19177. | Shawn (koveus) | 65.53 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 19178. | NAILs (sleepyt0wne) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 19179. | Annsie (annsie) | 65.53 | 91% | 2016-02-13 |
| 19180. | DJ (_shifty) | 65.53 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 19181. | Haris (undead_slayer) | 65.52 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 19182. | John (johnmanga) | 65.52 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 19183. | Joseph (appledood123) | 65.52 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 19184. | Daniele (daniele28) | 65.52 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 19185. | Raphael (rqs2612) | 65.51 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 19186. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 65.51 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| 19187. | Rwu (rwu_) | 65.51 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 19188. | Xander (wintermute_neuro) | 65.51 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 19189. | sheldon (m1k3_hunt) | 65.51 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 19190. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 65.51 | 87% | 2016-05-26 |
| 19191. | Jondrick (jondrickdagamer) | 65.50 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19192. | Alex (alaxe) | 65.50 | 91% | 2016-02-21 |
| 19193. | surya (mnnlgrey) | 65.50 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 19194. | Kyle (kujyle) | 65.49 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |