The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18696. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (btcomm) | 76.15 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 18697. | Tahsan (tahsan1_mc) | 76.15 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 18698. | pilo (milopilomilopilo) | 76.15 | 97.7% | 2024-05-09 |
| 18699. | Moss (kbryophyta) | 76.15 | 96.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| 18700. | Tim (primus) | 76.15 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 18701. | WaseeM (w4seem) | 76.15 | 95% | 2024-05-09 |
| 18702. | Siddharth (sid_1310) | 76.15 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 18703. | Kyn (kin2307) | 76.15 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 18704. | Piemboon (piemboons) | 76.15 | 98% | 2015-02-12 |
| 18705. | Magic (magicanet) | 76.14 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 18706. | ShiftyEyedKirk (shiftyeyedk... | 76.14 | 94% | 2015-08-28 |
| 18707. | Josa (audio1000) | 76.14 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 18708. | JasonSRX (jasonsrx) | 76.14 | 96.5% | 2024-07-02 |
| 18709. | Justin Jake (justinjake) | 76.14 | 94.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 18710. | Ricardo (ramkury) | 76.14 | 97% | 2024-06-25 |
| 18711. | torque (tipsytornado) | 76.14 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 18712. | Shooshi (shooshi1011) | 76.13 | 96.4% | 2024-05-09 |
| 18713. | Martin (mloeper) | 76.13 | 97% | 2025-08-29 |
| 18714. | puripuds (puripudding) | 76.13 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 18715. | Bob (pinguinpanic) | 76.13 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 18716. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 76.13 | 97.6% | 2024-04-09 |
| 18717. | Brian (bgan) | 76.13 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 18718. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 76.13 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 18719. | Jack (katale7) | 76.13 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| 18720. | theJuice (unc_tarheel) | 76.13 | 96% | 2012-11-08 |
| 18721. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 76.13 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 18722. | isaac (bendover6699) | 76.12 | 99% | 2025-03-31 |
| 18723. | alarmed_alarm (alarmed_alarm) | 76.12 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 18724. | Adepttyper123 (adepttyper123) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 18725. | Dejan (exlargy) | 76.12 | 96.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |