Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5726. | j (jjsiracha) | 96.69 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5727. | Junk (junkzero) | 96.69 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5728. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 96.68 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5729. | Vbee (vb33) | 96.68 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 5730. | T.Rose (lilaznpnaii) | 96.68 | 100% | 2012-09-05 |
| 5731. | toothless (toothlessfury) | 96.67 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5732. | Roby F (robyf) | 96.67 | 91% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5733. | lemon (lemmings) | 96.67 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 5734. | type faster comn.. (daveh6090) | 96.67 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 5735. | Sheen (sheendinner) | 96.66 | 95% | 2013-11-07 |
| 5736. | Hugh (speedyscribe) | 96.65 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 5737. | joel (jouel1234567) | 96.65 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5738. | Randall (rdhidajat) | 96.65 | 99% | 2013-04-01 |
| 5739. | Mateusz (madmattor) | 96.65 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 5740. | patrick (iaminarush) | 96.65 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 5741. | Casey (casezilla) | 96.65 | 94% | 2014-05-17 |
| 5742. | baseball (bohr27489) | 96.64 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
| 5743. | sleepy (sleepy_tf) | 96.64 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 5744. | NeverGiveUp (unbeatableplayer) | 96.64 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 5745. | Imran (imranbashirseo) | 96.64 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 5746. | RAAAAACEER (heothix) | 96.64 | 99% | 2013-11-23 |
| 5747. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 96.63 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 5748. | Yan (yanthrax) | 96.63 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 5749. | Pedro (timboly3) | 96.63 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5750. | pi (kerosenee) | 96.63 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 5751. | Justin (jjallday13) | 96.63 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 5752. | Brandon (mach) | 96.61 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 5753. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 96.61 | 97% | 2014-03-06 |
| 5754. | Juan (mr_117) | 96.60 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
| 5755. | Derkz (derkz) | 96.60 | 94% | 2013-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |