So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32088. | SRINATH (vssrinath) | 48.65 | 90% | 2015-05-23 |
| 32089. | tf20 (tf20) | 48.65 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| 32090. | Roberto (ajaxlord28) | 48.64 | 90% | 2013-03-27 |
| 32091. | chasen (chasen312) | 48.64 | 94% | 2013-03-11 |
| 32092. | walid (kasemwalid) | 48.64 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 32093. | jayesh (jayesh_shah) | 48.64 | 93% | 2013-01-12 |
| 32094. | Mahmoud (mgti8) | 48.63 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 32095. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 48.63 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 32096. | Kate (misskate) | 48.63 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 32097. | marcin (sakkikek) | 48.63 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 32098. | Pham (paladin_3895) | 48.63 | — | 2010-02-20 |
| 32099. | Thomas (th100) | 48.62 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 32100. | Edmund (hhy1996) | 48.62 | 89% | 2015-05-20 |
| 32101. | Pirya (thongtap) | 48.62 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 32102. | Geronimo (oreg546) | 48.62 | 95% | 2021-02-05 |
| 32103. | SilentQ (silentq) | 48.62 | 95% | 2013-11-03 |
| 32104. | Nathaniel (umessis) | 48.61 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 32105. | Shail (shailop) | 48.61 | 94% | 2021-07-01 |
| 32106. | Alexander (kandakov) | 48.61 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 32107. | itz_aditya2024 (aditya_garu... | 48.61 | 94% | 2023-02-09 |
| 32108. | podcarsten (podcarsten) | 48.61 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 32109. | Dhananjay (dk35840) | 48.61 | 94% | 2021-05-06 |
| 32110. | Nivan (nivanr06) | 48.61 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32111. | Super (superslowtyper) | 48.61 | 94% | 2011-08-23 |
| 32112. | chris (chrisc) | 48.61 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 32113. | Thu (brisbane2012) | 48.61 | 77% | 2012-05-10 |
| 32114. | Faris (farissm321) | 48.60 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32115. | J (jj024) | 48.60 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 32116. | Tursunali (ali_khan) | 48.60 | 93% | 2021-05-24 |
| 32117. | Me (tora_tora_tora) | 48.59 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |