So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31722. | Kveldulv (kveldulv) | 48.41 | 94% | 2018-07-01 |
| 31723. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 48.41 | 94% | 2017-09-17 |
| 31724. | van (van33) | 48.41 | — | 2009-11-14 |
| 31725. | borechen (borechen) | 48.41 | 98% | 2013-12-16 |
| 31726. | thefoodboi (thefoodboi) | 48.40 | 95% | 2021-01-26 |
| 31727. | Bymbadulam (boa_7515) | 48.40 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 31728. | Nathan (nathantyper) | 48.40 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 31729. | Hema (hema) | 48.40 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 31730. | Salah Uddin (slhuddin) | 48.39 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31731. | Luke (soradoespc) | 48.39 | 88% | 2017-04-09 |
| 31732. | damodar (sikandarsir) | 48.39 | 92% | 2012-05-30 |
| 31733. | Ahmed (ahmed_rabie_eg) | 48.38 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
| 31734. | Callow (callowblack) | 48.38 | 94% | 2021-12-03 |
| 31735. | zulvandri (zulvandri) | 48.38 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 31736. | Vasilis (vasilisgeo) | 48.38 | 98% | 2014-09-19 |
| 31737. | Rafael (rafandrews) | 48.38 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 31738. | Omega (enmendurana) | 48.37 | 98% | 2022-06-29 |
| 31739. | stranger (courage_iberg) | 48.37 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 31740. | Northiree (northiree) | 48.37 | 92% | 2021-02-27 |
| 31741. | Awnvar (awnvar) | 48.37 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 31742. | uly arti (ulyartisitumorang... | 48.37 | 95% | 2014-03-18 |
| 31743. | gerald (gerald) | 48.37 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 31744. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 48.36 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 31745. | Pat (manito) | 48.36 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 31746. | CommanderJiJi (jeromealmogu... | 48.36 | 92% | 2022-04-11 |
| 31747. | sokleap (sokleap) | 48.36 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 31748. | Dmitry (radost_bitija) | 48.35 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 31749. | Aiden (koalaahhh) | 48.35 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 31750. | alex (alexbel) | 48.35 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 31751. | Braden (brad9181) | 48.35 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |