As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4503. | Ben (thisisben) | 99.14 | 98% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4504. | Wael (waelmckee) | 99.14 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 4505. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.14 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 4506. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 99.14 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4507. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4508. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 99.13 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4509. | Tentic (tentic) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4510. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4511. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 99.13 | 100% | 2019-06-08 |
| 4512. | Nathan (eastonxd) | 99.12 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4513. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 99.12 | 100% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4514. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 99.12 | 97.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 4515. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4516. | kimi (kimboli) | 99.11 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 4517. | λ (yambda) | 99.11 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 4518. | The Batman (mattman6886) | 99.11 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 4519. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 99.10 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4520. | Versus (ultra__instinct) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 4521. | Pat (supectible) | 99.09 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 4522. | Fartmaster99 (keyboardwasta... | 99.09 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4523. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4524. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 4525. | wasd_wasd (wasd_wasd) | 99.08 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 4526. | tutnek (tutnek) | 99.08 | 98.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4527. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4528. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4529. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4530. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4531. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4532. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |