So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20389. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 67.52 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 20390. | Tim (auticons) | 67.52 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 20391. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 67.52 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 20392. | Rifki (ghoulrane) | 67.52 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 20393. | JR (insouciant325) | 67.52 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 20394. | Jacksonbrahz (jacksonbrahz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 20395. | neo (eliteneo) | 67.51 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
| 20396. | Brent (brentslittlecar) | 67.51 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 20397. | Yaaaawn (yaaawn) | 67.50 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 20398. | ditalksy (ditalksy) | 67.50 | 91% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20399. | garbung (garbung) | 67.50 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 20400. | raffa (scoradian) | 67.50 | 98% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20401. | Eugene (rawners) | 67.50 | 97.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 20402. | john ray (johnray08) | 67.50 | 93% | 2013-04-23 |
| 20403. | Hellelujah (hellelujah) | 67.50 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 20404. | PEter (eganpg) | 67.50 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 20405. | Pain (pain_i5) | 67.49 | 95.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 20406. | Professor (fan_professor) | 67.49 | 95.5% | 2023-06-12 |
| 20407. | Neal (neealio) | 67.49 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20408. | Molloch (molloch) | 67.49 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 20409. | stop1it (_dvorak_) | 67.49 | 92% | 2014-12-01 |
| 20410. | Matthew (ultimatexguy) | 67.49 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
| 20411. | Raj (raaj2rad) | 67.49 | 93% | 2013-10-07 |
| 20412. | Lilia (mokrica) | 67.49 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
| 20413. | Michael (bbyjesus) | 67.48 | 89% | 2015-02-09 |
| 20414. | Rho (testsubject9780) | 67.48 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 20415. | Kevin (210w90k3) | 67.48 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 20416. | Hashan (hashan94_) | 67.48 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 20417. | Abhinav (roronoa_2414) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 20418. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 67.48 | 95.6% | 2023-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |