The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16445. | beanlord (beanlord1) | 79.63 | 97% | 2024-07-10 |
| 16446. | Sean (sjansen) | 79.63 | 93% | 2014-03-10 |
| 16447. | Beron (beron999) | 79.63 | 99% | 2025-04-09 |
| 16448. | Hersh (hgovi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2025-08-11 |
| 16449. | pbj (thepbj) | 79.62 | 96% | 2025-11-27 |
| 16450. | dango (dang0o0_) | 79.62 | 96% | 2025-08-08 |
| 16451. | Jay (dicknm) | 79.62 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 16452. | teo (fast_or_furious) | 79.62 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 16453. | levi (leviwc) | 79.62 | 96.7% | 2025-02-17 |
| 16454. | Buttertyper (buttertyper_ii) | 79.62 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 16455. | Toby (hitoby) | 79.62 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 16456. | ToasterMachine (toastermach... | 79.62 | 96% | 2024-03-31 |
| 16457. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 79.62 | 97% | 2025-11-04 |
| 16458. | RC (rcd00) | 79.62 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 16459. | Michael (micklepru) | 79.62 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 16460. | Cinari (cinari) | 79.62 | 98% | 2019-01-09 |
| 16461. | Solomon (solomonarsnova) | 79.61 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 16462. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (ryan_0268) | 79.61 | 98% | 2025-12-18 |
| 16463. | uint32 (uint32) | 79.61 | 96.1% | 2024-12-27 |
| 16464. | Adrian (adrian99) | 79.61 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 16465. | David (daveeeed) | 79.61 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 16466. | Jonah (pythias) | 79.61 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16467. | hbf (gcc8) | 79.60 | 98% | 2023-09-24 |
| 16468. | Rick (hanschenz) | 79.60 | 90% | 2013-11-25 |
| 16469. | MasonColemak (masoncolemak) | 79.60 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 16470. | d'toe 😎😎😎😎 (det... | 79.60 | 93% | 2020-05-07 |
| 16471. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 79.60 | 89% | 2016-05-29 |
| 16472. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 79.60 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 16473. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 79.60 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 16474. | Jordan (hamp69) | 79.60 | 93% | 2014-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |