As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9947. | Matthew (matthewj26) | 83.58 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 9948. | Ed (ryten22) | 83.58 | 96.1% | 2023-11-28 |
| 9949. | Martin (cydrox) | 83.58 | 99% | 2018-05-31 |
| 9950. | focus on acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 83.58 | 96.2% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9951. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 9952. | Annalis (annalis_annalis) | 83.58 | 99% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9953. | shui (sammi76) | 83.58 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 9954. | M (okie) | 83.58 | 98% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9955. | muretan (muretan) | 83.57 | 96% | 2016-06-05 |
| 9956. | Rhys (themyth955) | 83.57 | 97% | 2024-07-06 |
| 9957. | Enes (surfersz) | 83.57 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 9958. | Noah (strandedorca) | 83.56 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 9959. | type (ohwow17) | 83.56 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 9960. | HONK (canada_gooses) | 83.56 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9961. | jeremy (x23mark) | 83.56 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9962. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9963. | summerdays (feelslikesummer) | 83.55 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9964. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 83.55 | 98% | 2020-06-07 |
| 9965. | Josh (bigpepp) | 83.55 | 98% | 2023-08-30 |
| 9966. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 83.55 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9967. | J (sadiputs) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9968. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 83.55 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9969. | Moneyourself (moneyourself) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 9970. | Torin (torinftw) | 83.54 | 95% | 2017-02-04 |
| 9971. | Hermann (hermandreas) | 83.54 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9972. | Reebane (reebane) | 83.54 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9973. | dece1st (saraf2002) | 83.53 | 97.1% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9974. | Global (global_typer69) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9975. | Dell (delliu) | 83.53 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9976. | mrw1 (mrw1) | 83.53 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |