So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2956. | (emilyz799) | 107.34 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 2957. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 107.34 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 2958. | Ryan (rjmg) | 107.33 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 2959. | (kekeron) | 107.32 | 95% | 2013-04-01 |
| 2960. | (atpiii) | 107.32 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 2961. | (moonroof) | 107.31 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 2962. | (krvnberry) | 107.30 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 2963. | (djsauble) | 107.30 | 99% | 2018-12-20 |
| 2964. | (happypappy21) | 107.29 | 96.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 2965. | (legerity) | 107.29 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 2966. | (sanosuke) | 107.28 | 96% | 2012-08-08 |
| 2967. | (jaylo) | 107.28 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 2968. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 107.27 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 2969. | (igid) | 107.26 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 2970. | (maganasamuel001@yahoo.com) | 107.25 | 100% | 2012-08-11 |
| 2971. | (completehoax) | 107.24 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 2972. | (amandafong) | 107.23 | 99% | 2020-03-22 |
| 2973. | (brianyounq) | 107.23 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 2974. | (dmo9021) | 107.23 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 2975. | (uber_pro) | 107.23 | 88% | 2013-10-08 |
| 2976. | (misterpear) | 107.23 | 93% | 2017-02-07 |
| 2977. | (yamamushi) | 107.22 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 2978. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 107.22 | 99% | 2014-05-21 |
| 2979. | (tpyoedfza) | 107.21 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 2980. | (mazaku) | 107.21 | 93% | 2013-02-10 |
| 2981. | (certifiedlosing) | 107.20 | 96.7% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2982. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 107.20 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 2983. | (alexinfinity) | 107.20 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2984. | (blastbking) | 107.20 | 96% | 2014-08-05 |
| 2985. | (jahallc) | 107.19 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |