And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 818. | (justtypefast) | 139.44 | 94% | 2013-07-19 |
| 819. | (itshawky) | 139.41 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 820. | (imdabait) | 139.39 | 100% | 2017-08-27 |
| 821. | (djs_) | 139.38 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 822. | (ctgap) | 139.36 | 100% | 2021-11-30 |
| 823. | (kungenddos) | 139.34 | 99% | 2012-11-28 |
| 824. | (skippie) | 139.31 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 825. | (jlaw311) | 139.29 | 98% | 2013-03-07 |
| 826. | Dave (poormandave) | 139.29 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 827. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 139.25 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 828. | Cory (elegofab) | 139.25 | 100% | 2012-07-23 |
| 829. | (realrealyalan) | 139.23 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 830. | FDHFM5🖤 (yunguber) | 139.23 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 831. | Lord (lordduran) | 139.23 | 89% | 2015-04-28 |
| 832. | (riskyshot) | 139.22 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 833. | Zerith the Magnificent (zer... | 139.20 | 97% | 2012-10-23 |
| 834. | ​ (uber_pro) | 139.18 | 96% | 2011-07-15 |
| 835. | (quique2) | 139.16 | 99% | 2013-01-07 |
| 836. | (matchyou) | 139.16 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 837. | (helleruhe) | 139.13 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 838. | Lucas (hungie) | 139.09 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 839. | (dldking) | 139.09 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 840. | (sappyspartan) | 139.09 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 841. | Daniel (derdem) | 139.06 | 99% | 2018-11-16 |
| 842. | (syncratic) | 139.06 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| 843. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 139.01 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 844. | (blagoonga123) | 139.01 | 100% | 2021-09-14 |
| 845. | (amun2) | 139.01 | 99% | 2016-05-11 |
| 846. | hi (newkeyboardlove) | 139.00 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 847. | (loveniccolleleah) | 138.98 | 99% | 2012-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |