The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10780. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 87.71 | 99% | 2025-08-22 |
| 10781. | Nyzz (nyzz_) | 87.71 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10782. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 87.71 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 10783. | Ken (ulasiir) | 87.71 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
| 10784. | SISARK4 (sisark4) | 87.71 | 92% | 2015-01-26 |
| 10785. | Debbie (debbieas213) | 87.71 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 10786. | LEESOONSHIN (zpqls1029) | 87.70 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 10787. | ace (pressctrlandw) | 87.70 | 96.5% | 2023-06-05 |
| 10788. | Lorenzo (rocketl) | 87.70 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 10789. | Michael (cus4ever) | 87.70 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10790. | E_N (ee_nn) | 87.70 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 10791. | Fang (fangalpha) | 87.70 | 96.6% | 2024-12-07 |
| 10792. | Tristan (tristanjp12) | 87.70 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
| 10793. | teraah (teraah) | 87.70 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 10794. | nht- (tiny20061) | 87.70 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 10795. | Bruce (milothatch) | 87.70 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10796. | uartimtyp (uartimcs) | 87.69 | 99.2% | 2024-07-28 |
| 10797. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 87.69 | 96.4% | 2024-03-06 |
| 10798. | Branson (timeinterloper) | 87.69 | 96.9% | 2024-04-25 |
| 10799. | vidroth (vidroth) | 87.69 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 10800. | Varshaa (whateverrr) | 87.69 | 97% | 2026-04-13 |
| 10801. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 87.69 | 96.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 10802. | hehe (anterior) | 87.69 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10803. | Luis Andres (luis_andres2015) | 87.68 | 97% | 2025-07-31 |
| 10804. | girljeffbuckley (girljeffbu... | 87.68 | 97.5% | 2025-03-21 |
| 10805. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 87.68 | 93% | 2016-08-15 |
| 10806. | derkythejerky (derkythejerky) | 87.67 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 10807. | Will (enthed) | 87.67 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 10808. | eaves (locktrig) | 87.67 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 10809. | Levi (wehavetomorrow) | 87.67 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |