As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8788. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 84.34 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
8789. | lolitsgow (lolitsgow) | 84.33 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
8790. | anssi (dondo1337) | 84.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
8791. | Alan (demios) | 84.33 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
8792. | Spookster (spookyfingers) | 84.32 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
8793. | Ali (ali024) | 84.32 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
8794. | wayne (nonlimit) | 84.32 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
8795. | Chien (xuanchien) | 84.32 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
8796. | Ha (zgbnt) | 84.31 | 93% | 2015-08-04 |
8797. | Alan (alanpung) | 84.31 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
8798. | zen (zen181) | 84.31 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
8799. | Arjun (sarjunt) | 84.31 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
8800. | Jason (jason621) | 84.31 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
8801. | Saidoh (saidoh) | 84.31 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
8802. | Daniel (gunlugga01) | 84.31 | 92% | 2015-11-21 |
8803. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 84.31 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
8804. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 84.30 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
8805. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 84.30 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
8806. | | (canvaslol) | 84.30 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
8807. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 84.30 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
8808. | karrie (karriemj) | 84.29 | 98% | 2019-08-28 |
8809. | Ida (idabida) | 84.29 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
8810. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 84.29 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
8811. | Nephy (sylvius326) | 84.29 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
8812. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 84.29 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
8813. | Mitchell (mpatt1012) | 84.29 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
8814. | EchoFiveFilm (jonahflechette) | 84.28 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
8815. | Hock (traper) | 84.28 | 95% | 2015-11-15 |
8816. | UPDEWS (updewsprado) | 84.28 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
8817. | L (eruroraito) | 84.28 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |