As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5816. | greed (greedthelazy) | 95.10 | 98.6% | 2025-05-23 |
| 5817. | Nagu (nagusameta) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 5818. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5819. | Ethan (manao) | 95.07 | 87% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5820. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 95.07 | 98.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5821. | kookoo (lockloe) | 95.07 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 5822. | Nmo (nmo63) | 95.06 | 97.3% | 2025-03-10 |
| 5823. | Peter (beterban) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5824. | papa=d (diggaxgod) | 95.06 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5825. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 95.05 | 99.3% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5826. | haniel monki (ivious) | 95.05 | 95.2% | 2024-11-21 |
| 5827. | pappabowl (pappabowl) | 95.05 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 5828. | demondog (demondog627) | 95.04 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 5829. | Kiproll (kiproll) | 95.04 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
| 5830. | bakr (_bakr) | 95.04 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 5831. | Jade (pokemonluv98) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5832. | TypingMaster (typingmaster105) | 95.03 | 98% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5833. | Sebastian (sfmiguez) | 95.03 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 5834. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 95.03 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5835. | lemon (lemondemon) | 95.03 | 98.1% | 2025-02-18 |
| 5836. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 95.03 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 5837. | Joe (dawizardi) | 95.02 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 5838. | 1Week2Challenger (1week2cha... | 95.02 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5839. | Matthew (matthewseely) | 95.02 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5840. | Jake (thebronjame) | 95.02 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5841. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 5842. | Samuli (sparta92) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 5843. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 95.02 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5844. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 95.01 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 5845. | Edd (spoofedd) | 95.00 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |