I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2011. | Karol (adobonimama) | 85.59 | 95.5% | 2024-05-05 |
| 2012. | conturna (conturna) | 85.56 | 96.4% | 2024-10-28 |
| 2013. | elnino (elnio2803) | 85.56 | 96.1% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2014. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.56 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 2015. | Seiji (sati2030) | 85.55 | 96.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2016. | skibidi rizz sigma gyatt (d... | 85.55 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2017. | Marko (markidane) | 85.55 | 96.5% | 2024-07-04 |
| 2018. | lizzz (lizzzthedeer) | 85.54 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2019. | Homie Trav (homietrav) | 85.53 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
| 2020. | slow (anjal23) | 85.52 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2021. | hyugoew (hyugoew) | 85.51 | 96% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2022. | EhterMorph (ethermorph) | 85.50 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 2023. | Michał (ciszyn) | 85.48 | 98.6% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2024. | Splonk (splonk) | 85.48 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2025. | Socrates2 (socrates_3) | 85.44 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2026. | tyler (tmtypes) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2027. | Seapea (seapea2) | 85.40 | 96% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2028. | TYPINGTESSERACT77 (typing_t... | 85.40 | 95.8% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2029. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 2030. | yves (00_yves) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2031. | Yatin (yatin01) | 85.37 | 98% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2032. | Snappy (rikashae) | 85.37 | 97% | 2024-11-21 |
| 2033. | Pseudo (pseudo_here) | 85.37 | 96.9% | 2024-06-10 |
| 2034. | ArtOfViolence (artofviolence) | 85.33 | 98% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2035. | Zakal (zakalwe) | 85.31 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 2036. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 85.31 | 98.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2037. | Sam (special_cookie) | 85.30 | 97% | 2024-05-06 |
| 2038. | what (hellisgood) | 85.28 | 97.7% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2039. | John (equivocxl) | 85.27 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2040. | Alex (skadoosh47) | 85.24 | 97% | 2024-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |