As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9699. | james (awesome4aces115) | 84.15 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9700. | bobby g (darkness2422) | 84.15 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 9701. | sm (smgreato) | 84.14 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 9702. | Declan (2soup4declan) | 84.14 | 98.2% | 2023-12-06 |
| 9703. | giang (theend_vd) | 84.14 | 96% | 2015-06-08 |
| 9704. | Joran (turkeyman) | 84.13 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 9705. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 84.12 | 96.4% | 2025-04-07 |
| 9706. | Trinity (monkeyatg) | 84.12 | 98.2% | 2023-11-28 |
| 9707. | hugooina (huvolt) | 84.12 | 95.6% | 2024-05-18 |
| 9708. | Simone (pointy_) | 84.12 | 97.4% | 2024-12-18 |
| 9709. | Sonic (sonicaks) | 84.12 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 9710. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 84.12 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 9711. | Alex (bartowski) | 84.11 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9712. | N (nthnlius) | 84.10 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9713. | Andrei (andrei_avram6) | 84.10 | 97.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9714. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 84.10 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 9715. | ByeLaura (kaycubie) | 84.09 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 9716. | Ian (ian_tgw) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 9717. | spaceman...neyoom... (gg_ha... | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 9718. | Hayk (doppelganger14) | 84.09 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9719. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 84.09 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 9720. | Kumar (kayush) | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 9721. | DeSackOPotatoes (tam7488) | 84.08 | 96.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 9722. | Chalotte (hojahs) | 84.08 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9723. | dragoflares (dragoflares) | 84.08 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 9724. | dev (devdavinchi) | 84.08 | 97.8% | 2025-02-07 |
| 9725. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 9726. | Michael (aznwing1216) | 84.08 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 9727. | Nasrul (nastha) | 84.08 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 9728. | Juho (safou) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |