I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1699. | Laurence (laurence42) | 92.20 | 97.2% | 2023-09-29 |
| 1700. | Brian (bgan) | 92.20 | 96.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 1701. | moss (moss0) | 92.17 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 1702. | Roboute (robosote) | 92.16 | 97.3% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1703. | Silver Bullet (rcanist) | 92.14 | 99.2% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1704. | Sanic (192378) | 92.10 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 1705. | L (thereddone) | 92.08 | 99.2% | 2024-09-29 |
| 1706. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 92.08 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1707. | spad1e (spad1e) | 92.07 | 96% | 2025-05-26 |
| 1708. | NoName (ineedname) | 92.07 | 96% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1709. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 92.05 | 97.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1710. | crytl (crytl) | 92.04 | 97.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 1711. | HennesseyDrew (hennydrew) | 92.00 | 98% | 2025-03-05 |
| 1712. | ws (wdsyywd) | 92.00 | 97.8% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1713. | Violet (fierypotato) | 91.99 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1714. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 91.97 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 1715. | Callum (turt2014) | 91.96 | 98% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1716. | Robert (typeson) | 91.96 | 98.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1717. | K (sunfalls) | 91.95 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1718. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 91.94 | 96.6% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1719. | Derrick (dummy_123) | 91.93 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1720. | Abdullah Faisal Al-Fahad (a... | 91.92 | 96.5% | 2025-03-27 |
| 1721. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.92 | 97.6% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1722. | Kai (img3) | 91.86 | 97.2% | 2025-05-17 |
| 1723. | dango (dang0o0_) | 91.84 | 96% | 2025-08-08 |
| 1724. | Genie (genie909) | 91.83 | 97.5% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1725. | Ethan (bihone) | 91.82 | 96.9% | 2023-08-30 |
| 1726. | Derek (thenyaz) | 91.80 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1727. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 91.80 | 99.2% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1728. | JohnRS (tjohnr_sam) | 91.78 | 96.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |