I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6409. | Brandon (bzeed) | 96.85 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 6410. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.85 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 6411. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 96.85 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 6412. | owenca (owencaaa) | 96.84 | 97% | 2024-05-15 |
| 6413. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 96.84 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 6414. | Soufiane (shinigami25) | 96.84 | 100% | 2023-08-10 |
| 6415. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 96.83 | 98.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 6416. | Dan (dssl86) | 96.83 | 98% | 2025-03-08 |
| 6417. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 96.83 | 96.4% | 2024-01-22 |
| 6418. | jpow (jpowwow) | 96.82 | 99.3% | 2021-02-09 |
| 6419. | Dabelnedy (dabel) | 96.82 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 6420. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 96.82 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6421. | Nightwong (thfw00) | 96.82 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 6422. | DEX (dbrown1e) | 96.81 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 6423. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 96.80 | 96% | 2025-02-19 |
| 6424. | tstats[shubhampatil] (shubh... | 96.80 | 100% | 2022-10-20 |
| 6425. | Bob (deinosor) | 96.79 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 6426. | Robert (typeson) | 96.79 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 6427. | antifragile (antifragile) | 96.79 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 6428. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 96.78 | 94.6% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6429. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 96.78 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 6430. | Andee (andeetypes) | 96.77 | 97.7% | 2024-06-27 |
| 6431. | Be (be_wise) | 96.77 | 93% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6432. | Emma (anarchistbees) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6433. | Moon (albertasdude) | 96.76 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6434. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6435. | gamingsogoodly (timmythetod... | 96.76 | 94% | 2020-02-12 |
| 6436. | Bao (vroomxd) | 96.76 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 6437. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 96.76 | 91% | 2017-02-08 |
| 6438. | cory (yawyeet) | 96.75 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |