I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10292. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 10293. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 86.02 | 97.1% | 2023-08-20 |
| 10294. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 10295. | Serguk (serguk) | 86.02 | 99% | 2016-11-07 |
| 10296. | gg (ggab) | 86.01 | 90% | 2016-09-03 |
| 10297. | Boni (papabernard23) | 86.01 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10298. | mutsumi (lesoosh) | 86.01 | 96% | 2025-03-31 |
| 10299. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 86.01 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 10300. | Fran (poncho20) | 86.01 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 10301. | shaun (shaun1234) | 86.01 | 93% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10302. | ppppopop (ppppopop) | 86.00 | 98.7% | 2023-12-21 |
| 10303. | JersH (0zmank) | 86.00 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10304. | Tom (tomkha12) | 86.00 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| 10305. | duckyful (duckydatyper) | 86.00 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 10306. | Anh (anhvu96) | 86.00 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 10307. | Adnan (adnan11) | 86.00 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 10308. | joey (legend_joey) | 85.99 | 96.3% | 2024-05-09 |
| 10309. | Abernathy (courthepworth) | 85.99 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 10310. | Cwanand (cwanand) | 85.99 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 10311. | Robert (typeson) | 85.99 | 98% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10312. | Tariq (htariq) | 85.99 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 10313. | Evill (evill) | 85.99 | 97% | 2017-07-22 |
| 10314. | Alex (vietoris) | 85.98 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 10315. | Persian` (bolgante14) | 85.98 | 95% | 2024-08-19 |
| 10316. | Sylwester (rex1313) | 85.98 | 96.5% | 2024-01-11 |
| 10317. | Johan (johlun) | 85.98 | 97.4% | 2025-03-24 |
| 10318. | Filip (jyunero) | 85.98 | 98% | 2015-08-05 |
| 10319. | Olivia (oliviali) | 85.97 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 10320. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 85.97 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 10321. | Anh (_azh_) | 85.97 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |