As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11910. | RetroDad (retrodad9) | 79.19 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11911. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11912. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 79.19 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 11913. | drew (drewe) | 79.18 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 11914. | Dinomict (joyboyluffy) | 79.18 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11915. | YuHao (grass_) | 79.18 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 11916. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 11917. | dmbkid (dumbkid0) | 79.17 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 11918. | Dan (danmarculet) | 79.17 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 11919. | Sumedh (sumedh_pendurkar) | 79.17 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 11920. | Builder (builderftw) | 79.17 | 97% | 2015-10-05 |
| 11921. | laser (laser1) | 79.17 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 11922. | Zack (ford_festiva) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
| 11923. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 79.17 | 91% | 2016-07-17 |
| 11924. | Rob (destructo91) | 79.17 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 11925. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 79.16 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 11926. | Jargan (jargan) | 79.15 | 92% | 2016-04-23 |
| 11927. | BrokenPen (alan11abc) | 79.15 | 94% | 2015-07-10 |
| 11928. | kauron (kauron) | 79.15 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
| 11929. | Guava (typernoob07) | 79.15 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| 11930. | Langson (nosgnal) | 79.15 | 97.8% | 2021-02-21 |
| 11931. | damn daniel (xxj4mfazenut36... | 79.15 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 11932. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 79.15 | 98.6% | 2024-06-10 |
| 11933. | evan (monehh) | 79.15 | 90% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11934. | Jack (katale7) | 79.15 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 11935. | Lauren Y (laureny03) | 79.14 | 97.5% | 2024-09-07 |
| 11936. | Twilight (ribossoma) | 79.14 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 11937. | Brian (fattyfattee2by4) | 79.13 | 97% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11938. | Ned (nedowwww) | 79.13 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11939. | Parsa (parsam65) | 79.13 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |