Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
305 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11290. | Veneta (veneta) | 83.57 | 97% | 2011-09-19 |
| 11291. | Paramintr (igeniusmint) | 83.57 | 92% | 2011-05-13 |
| 11292. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 83.56 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 11293. | fari (favarjooy86) | 83.56 | 97% | 2014-07-13 |
| 11294. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 83.56 | 94% | 2013-03-30 |
| 11295. | Vy (vreyma) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11296. | Tolu (epictolu) | 83.55 | 97% | 2013-02-07 |
| 11297. | Akolade (akolade) | 83.55 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 11298. | B1 (b1north) | 83.55 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 11299. | William (williamwallace1) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 11300. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 83.54 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 11301. | Christian (christian) | 83.54 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 11302. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 83.53 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 11303. | Cheol (cllcle) | 83.53 | 92% | 2015-03-07 |
| 11304. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 83.53 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 11305. | wtaw (cway) | 83.53 | 92% | 2011-07-06 |
| 11306. | Fosh (foshy) | 83.52 | 100% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11307. | Tar (typer_noob) | 83.52 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11308. | Ezekiel (nico_1_kalvari) | 83.52 | 98% | 2020-12-25 |
| 11309. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 83.52 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11310. | youang (youangp) | 83.52 | 97.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11311. | John (deiplz) | 83.52 | 94.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11312. | Auro (palubo) | 83.52 | 91% | 2014-01-22 |
| 11313. | Zack (chopman) | 83.52 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 11314. | R (riccol) | 83.52 | 98% | 2012-06-14 |
| 11315. | Brandon (branick) | 83.51 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 11316. | Louis (louislarry) | 83.51 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 11317. | Wez (kalq) | 83.51 | 96% | 2012-02-20 |
| 11318. | akashi (akashi) | 83.51 | 89% | 2014-07-05 |
| 11319. | Will (wrinehart) | 83.50 | 94% | 2011-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |