The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8788. | Arsen (arsenaghajanyan) | 103.80 | 93% | 2014-06-15 |
| 8789. | Yifan (shadowsurfer) | 103.80 | 94% | 2012-08-12 |
| 8790. | Jacob (sugarwaffles) | 103.80 | 96% | 2017-03-17 |
| 8791. | rngy (rngyy) | 103.80 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 8792. | Briggs (briggs22) | 103.80 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 8793. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 103.79 | 98% | 2016-09-01 |
| 8794. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 103.79 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8795. | Jordy (mrollie) | 103.79 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
| 8796. | thebset (devb) | 103.79 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 8797. | Hanam (hasapi) | 103.79 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 8798. | Sakura (cyntasia) | 103.78 | 100% | 2018-07-24 |
| 8799. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 103.77 | 97% | 2023-10-13 |
| 8800. | Sir (sirhadoken) | 103.77 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 8801. | Hani (hani_sus) | 103.77 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8802. | Cuan (capayo) | 103.77 | 99% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8803. | русские вперед... | 103.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8804. | Al (quicksilver95) | 103.76 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 8805. | jonnay (splatch) | 103.76 | 93% | 2014-11-02 |
| 8806. | Marley (marley) | 103.76 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 8807. | Jacob (jacoeeu) | 103.76 | 90% | 2016-04-14 |
| 8808. | Richard (richyk1) | 103.76 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 8809. | Typematrix (typematrix) | 103.76 | 93% | 2011-06-21 |
| 8810. | Ktlol (ktlol) | 103.75 | 92% | 2013-09-27 |
| 8811. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 103.74 | 97% | 2013-12-12 |
| 8812. | Justin (justinjd) | 103.74 | 93% | 2011-06-21 |
| 8813. | Doak (irishmustang) | 103.74 | 99% | 2012-05-11 |
| 8814. | Sara (poolstarerfriend) | 103.73 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 8815. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 103.73 | 98.6% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8816. | Kevin (windn6) | 103.73 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 8817. | Miguel (miggyab) | 103.73 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |