As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21594. | Nutchaphol (hyperh) | 57.80 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 21595. | Archie (archie1435) | 57.80 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
| 21596. | Hugh (randomtypin) | 57.79 | 95% | 2020-01-21 |
| 21597. | CSII3E (csii3e) | 57.79 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 21598. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 57.79 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 21599. | Slow (sleepyhead1515) | 57.79 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21600. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 57.78 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 21601. | J3RK (jerkson666) | 57.78 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 21602. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 57.78 | 94.5% | 2023-10-02 |
| 21603. | batbaven (baislow) | 57.78 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
| 21604. | i am the best (kzara6) | 57.78 | 93% | 2021-06-17 |
| 21605. | Jeson (jesond) | 57.78 | 94% | 2019-09-16 |
| 21606. | Lucina101 (lucina101) | 57.77 | 94% | 2018-07-20 |
| 21607. | saksham (susaksham08) | 57.77 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 21608. | Sagii (sagiii) | 57.77 | 93.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21609. | Muahammad Irfan (maan444222) | 57.77 | 92% | 2015-08-11 |
| 21610. | Andrea (and_2003) | 57.76 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 21611. | fender (fender123) | 57.76 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 21612. | Luc (typemasterluc) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 21613. | Laird (lairdandrew) | 57.76 | 87% | 2015-08-23 |
| 21614. | Muhammadjon (engineer_student) | 57.75 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
| 21615. | Akaash (akaash13) | 57.75 | 85% | 2015-12-05 |
| 21616. | Treason (treasongoyim) | 57.75 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 21617. | Ashu (ashucool) | 57.75 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 21618. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 21619. | Chad (chad_nuckolls) | 57.74 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 21620. | Tusif (hassan22coder) | 57.74 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 21621. | Gui (gui1802) | 57.73 | 93% | 2016-12-11 |
| 21622. | TXG (gualt) | 57.73 | 95.4% | 2025-02-24 |
| 21623. | Dylan (dylankeo) | 57.73 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |