The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22365. | mt005 (mt005) | 67.83 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 22366. | amar (123456) | 67.83 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 22367. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 67.83 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 22368. | xEvanH (incred) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-06-11 |
| 22369. | sai (smuna13) | 67.83 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 22370. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 67.83 | 91% | 2013-06-26 |
| 22371. | Shajedul (vernon_here) | 67.82 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22372. | Bao (darknight91) | 67.82 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 22373. | Drowning (kobisherm) | 67.82 | 99% | 2023-06-07 |
| 22374. | Gilded (gilded_truffle) | 67.82 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22375. | Last (galya_88) | 67.82 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 22376. | Le (beeno92) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-09-10 |
| 22377. | Gray (ryodansai) | 67.82 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 22378. | jenny (jenny24) | 67.82 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 22379. | Allyson (allymyson) | 67.82 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 22380. | Elie (alicito) | 67.82 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 22381. | Ben (kurruption818) | 67.81 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 22382. | Kevin (lordofwreck) | 67.81 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 22383. | Donel (dapz) | 67.81 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22384. | Divesh (frixion) | 67.81 | 92% | 2012-05-05 |
| 22385. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 67.81 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22386. | Camp (campes) | 67.81 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 22387. | sd (yoyoyou) | 67.81 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 22388. | Luke (lukea15) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-09-08 |
| 22389. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 67.80 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 22390. | SZ (liaoszx) | 67.80 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 22391. | ನವೀನ (navi) (naveen... | 67.80 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 22392. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-02-07 |
| 22393. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 67.80 | 90% | 2011-08-22 |
| 22394. | alex (pmills8) | 67.79 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |