As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10834. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 82.30 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
| 10835. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.30 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 10836. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 82.30 | 95.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10837. | Sora (soralimit) | 82.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 10838. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 82.30 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
| 10839. | Märten (massuboy) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 10840. | sushiwasabi (sushiwasabi) | 82.29 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 10841. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 10842. | Ray (stradition) | 82.29 | 96.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10843. | BRRRR (brojustgetmeaname) | 82.28 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 10844. | archie (glumbo_god) | 82.28 | 97.7% | 2025-02-25 |
| 10845. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 82.28 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 10846. | James (irishaggie) | 82.28 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
| 10847. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 82.28 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
| 10848. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 82.27 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 10849. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 10850. | Bill (typegeekgr) | 82.26 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 10851. | Matthew (matthewmics) | 82.26 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 10852. | Edward (getrekt112) | 82.26 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 10853. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 10854. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10855. | Trystal (trystal) | 82.26 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| 10856. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 82.26 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 10857. | Victor (v1kk0) | 82.25 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 10858. | Tone (toneed) | 82.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10859. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 82.25 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10860. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10861. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 10862. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
| 10863. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |