I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12259. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 81.53 | 97.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12260. | Zezima (in_fretta) | 81.53 | 96% | 2015-11-12 |
| 12261. | Kougrafighter (kougrafighter) | 81.53 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 12262. | bflow (bflowers) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 12263. | Jamie (stiles128) | 81.52 | 97% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12264. | John (jemag) | 81.52 | 93% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12265. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 81.52 | 98% | 2015-09-22 |
| 12266. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 81.52 | 97% | 2015-08-23 |
| 12267. | Zoat (zoat) | 81.51 | 94.9% | 2025-02-15 |
| 12268. | Snehasis (snehasis17) | 81.51 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 12269. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 81.51 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12270. | Benjamin (pepperoniai) | 81.51 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 12271. | CuBird (cubird) | 81.50 | 96% | 2025-07-13 |
| 12272. | Progreon (progreon) | 81.50 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12273. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 81.50 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 12274. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 81.50 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 12275. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 81.49 | 98% | 2025-08-16 |
| 12276. | Spekii (realspekii) | 81.49 | 94% | 2019-08-26 |
| 12277. | jake (jat09g) | 81.49 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 12278. | তাজ (tazppn) | 81.49 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12279. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 81.49 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 12280. | Zoe (zcheimets) | 81.49 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12281. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 81.49 | 98% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12282. | J.J. (jaquin5) | 81.48 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12283. | nusstter (nusstter) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12284. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12285. | MawcDrums (mawcdrums) | 81.48 | 88% | 2015-09-26 |
| 12286. | Wael (waelmckee) | 81.47 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 12287. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12288. | blob (shivank_9000) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |