So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22961. | Boomer (typicalboomer) | 63.93 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 22962. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 63.93 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 22963. | nikola (nikininja13) | 63.93 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 22964. | Brenden (embracesc2) | 63.93 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 22965. | Vali (valibraimi) | 63.93 | 93% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22966. | Thelonious (thel0ni0us) | 63.93 | 94% | 2020-12-30 |
| 22967. | Siddharth (siddharthrajpal) | 63.93 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 22968. | Austin (awhstayn) | 63.92 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 22969. | sk (skdreams) | 63.92 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 22970. | Danish (donish) | 63.92 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 22971. | Soni (soni801) | 63.92 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 22972. | wojtas (wojtasj) | 63.92 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 22973. | clint (themontecristo) | 63.92 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 22974. | Heshy (heshy) | 63.92 | 96% | 2011-10-24 |
| 22975. | sil (pandaturtle) | 63.92 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 22976. | AST (emper0rr) | 63.92 | 97% | 2012-10-10 |
| 22977. | Grant (lostinspace2000) | 63.91 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 22978. | Ze King (kaysa) | 63.91 | 98% | 2013-11-23 |
| 22979. | Amaya (2700) | 63.91 | 93% | 2022-06-13 |
| 22980. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 63.91 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 22981. | SIX (six_p) | 63.91 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 22982. | Marco (chiu789) | 63.91 | 94% | 2013-06-19 |
| 22983. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.91 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 22984. | redgb (redgb) | 63.91 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 22985. | T (tylerisme) | 63.91 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22986. | using colemak (learning_col... | 63.91 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 22987. | Talgat (take88) | 63.91 | 93% | 2016-01-26 |
| 22988. | Ahmed (sudanix) | 63.91 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 22989. | Nabil (nabil_lam) | 63.90 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 22990. | Johny (johnyt) | 63.90 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |