I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16386. | Donian (donian) | 71.85 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 16387. | Dipak (dipakv) | 71.85 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 16388. | Kyla (supernovva) | 71.84 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 16389. | Will (freewillie18) | 71.84 | 96.1% | 2023-12-14 |
| 16390. | Logan (logibear191) | 71.84 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16391. | Abdul (ar_477) | 71.84 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 16392. | Param (parmy) | 71.84 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16393. | Demian (demian13) | 71.83 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16394. | captain (fegit) | 71.82 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 16395. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 71.82 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 16396. | Drew (drew34000) | 71.82 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16397. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 71.82 | 87% | 2016-01-04 |
| 16398. | cat (catlinpng) | 71.82 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 16399. | Raoof (raoof) | 71.82 | 91% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16400. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 71.82 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 16401. | Dave (davet) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 16402. | ilya (iluts) | 71.81 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 16403. | Zane (zane_got) | 71.81 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 16404. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16405. | Nick (twisternick6) | 71.81 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16406. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.81 | 96% | 2016-12-07 |
| 16407. | Denys (turbo_turtle_typer) | 71.80 | 97.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 16408. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 71.80 | 95.2% | 2024-11-05 |
| 16409. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 71.80 | 95.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 16410. | Ivan (aivan2) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16411. | marc (kangdashman) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16412. | Merturtos (merturtos) | 71.80 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 16413. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 71.80 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 16414. | Maarten (mette1337) | 71.79 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 16415. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 71.79 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |