And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10453. | HD (hdcodecj) | 96.77 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 10454. | Shaked (aes222) | 96.77 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 10455. | (－‸ლ) (neverbloom) | 96.77 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 10456. | Sporadic (howsporadic) | 96.76 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 10457. | RoadTo150WPM (rt150) | 96.76 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 10458. | Emanon (subacutelydepressed) | 96.76 | 96% | 2012-09-28 |
| 10459. | Ruben (passes) | 96.76 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 10460. | Aravind (aravind_krd) | 96.76 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 10461. | Mac (imsosure) | 96.75 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10462. | Vinny (v3nn) | 96.75 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 10463. | Missile Input (breadlump) | 96.74 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10464. | Sophia (sophiasharif) | 96.74 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 10465. | Pacatosu (bossbos23) | 96.74 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 10466. | John (johndel) | 96.74 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 10467. | Paymon (All abn) (externalm... | 96.74 | 88% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10468. | Vy (shiweist) | 96.74 | 98% | 2013-08-25 |
| 10469. | SD (nologen) | 96.73 | 98% | 2012-10-12 |
| 10470. | EnkaOsaru (enkaosaru) | 96.73 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 10471. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 96.73 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10472. | ben (yngtwbabd) | 96.73 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 10473. | Noel (twicetzuyu) | 96.73 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 10474. | Michael (2016mchan00) | 96.73 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
| 10475. | Alex (peinful) | 96.73 | 95% | 2013-03-14 |
| 10476. | William (bnuldun) | 96.73 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10477. | Chris (chris_mart) | 96.72 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 10478. | Rearia (rearia) | 96.71 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 10479. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 96.71 | 96.7% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10480. | alleece (lemoi) | 96.70 | 99% | 2012-12-18 |
| 10481. | sees (dumbretardedcunt) | 96.70 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10482. | Kobe (blueswitch1) | 96.70 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |