I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6456. | Esme (esmeb56) | 95.37 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 6457. | Aspen (cmbradiation) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| 6458. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 6459. | Pet (speedyboi5724) | 95.36 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 6460. | sam (samtheguy10) | 95.35 | 99% | 2023-03-27 |
| 6461. | Erin (ecoop) | 95.35 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6462. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 95.35 | 97% | 2016-02-17 |
| 6463. | Jewberg Kykelstein (kykelst... | 95.35 | 96.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 6464. | A (ohyoturtles) | 95.35 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 6465. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 95.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 6466. | Steven (stevagon) | 95.35 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 6467. | Christopher (cprice4124) | 95.34 | 99% | 2018-11-14 |
| 6468. | B (bst0) | 95.34 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 6469. | Themis (themicp) | 95.34 | 92% | 2016-06-13 |
| 6470. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 95.34 | 85% | 2017-01-11 |
| 6471. | BoRiSwOnG (boriswong) | 95.33 | 95.3% | 2024-06-15 |
| 6472. | melina (halfxheart) | 95.32 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 6473. | marvic (itsmarvic) | 95.32 | 96.2% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6474. | Dong Jea (yagmc93) | 95.32 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 6475. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 95.32 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 6476. | Jeff (twhjeffy) | 95.32 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 6477. | Lamborghini (supereaglez) | 95.32 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 6478. | James (somezebras) | 95.31 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 6479. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 6480. | Fintan (finbob5) | 95.31 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 6481. | DK (dk4now) | 95.30 | 99% | 2024-06-26 |
| 6482. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 95.30 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 6483. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 95.30 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6484. | Joe (joefromlongisland) | 95.30 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 6485. | Kang (khan45) | 95.29 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |