And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7613. | Helen (28promises) | 103.81 | 93% | 2014-05-31 |
| 7614. | alpha (alphawoman) | 103.81 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 7615. | a_fat_cat (a_fat_cat) | 103.81 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7616. | hoang viet (waniku) | 103.81 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 7617. | Cows (ushidono) | 103.80 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| 7618. | Kahoot (kahoot_) | 103.80 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7619. | Niyanth (niyu2003) | 103.80 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 7620. | Ava (spritemite) | 103.80 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7621. | A (antykingfish) | 103.80 | 98% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7622. | Will (cities) | 103.79 | 89% | 2013-08-08 |
| 7623. | Ethan (halloweethan) | 103.79 | 93% | 2014-12-26 |
| 7624. | Jessica (jess_please) | 103.79 | 97% | 2014-06-22 |
| 7625. | 𝐱𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐢... | 103.79 | 98.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 7626. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 103.79 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 7627. | Velcro (velcroscientist) | 103.79 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7628. | Ethan (fingerfood) | 103.79 | 92% | 2014-05-05 |
| 7629. | Tanner (twhite90) | 103.78 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
| 7630. | Kenny (kennymccall9) | 103.78 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 7631. | dSoprano (dsoprano) | 103.78 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 7632. | YoGurt (yogurt026) | 103.78 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 7633. | Haskier (haskier) | 103.78 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 7634. | Samuel (samueldantowitz) | 103.78 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 7635. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 103.77 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 7636. | Markus (markusmanbro) | 103.77 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 7637. | TuringTest (poweld) | 103.77 | 96% | 2013-01-09 |
| 7638. | Froast (froast) | 103.77 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 7639. | Sam (pnayserenity) | 103.76 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 7640. | Sam (forcemajeure) | 103.76 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 7641. | Jess (jessmware) | 103.75 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 7642. | govind (govinsb) | 103.75 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |