See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5010. | Tsering (tseringxd) | 98.28 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 5011. | SpeedRacist (typer_racist) | 98.27 | 98% | 2025-05-06 |
| 5012. | wateroff (wateroff) | 98.27 | 100% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5013. | Fiona (fwu123) | 98.26 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5014. | Seb (defaultseb) | 98.26 | 97.8% | 2025-03-07 |
| 5015. | Matt (hayesinc) | 98.26 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5016. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5017. | indo_itu_gampang (xcloretg) | 98.26 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 5018. | Ahad (ahadali) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5019. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 98.24 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5020. | Chris (agentcdo) | 98.23 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 5021. | The greatest (the_greatest231) | 98.22 | 97% | 2024-01-30 |
| 5022. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 98.21 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 5023. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 98.21 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 5024. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 98.21 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 5025. | Ion (incode4it) | 98.21 | 96.9% | 2023-11-27 |
| 5026. | Sorrell (salmony) | 98.20 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 5027. | Tutzay (tutzay) | 98.20 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 5028. | gumpypumpy (gumpypumpy) | 98.20 | 98.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5029. | Christ (carophixao) | 98.18 | 97% | 2025-04-13 |
| 5030. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 98.18 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 5031. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 98.18 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5032. | A (kkmonlee) | 98.18 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 5033. | Baruk (baruk) | 98.18 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5034. | akim (realakimnas) | 98.17 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5035. | 01 (0011111) | 98.17 | 97.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 5036. | numdegased (numdegased) | 98.17 | 97.7% | 2023-07-14 |
| 5037. | Drey (ellendren) | 98.17 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 5038. | Shilag (shilag) | 98.16 | 99% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5039. | sunny (sunnychiang) | 98.15 | 99% | 2023-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |