So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19314. | Jay (jaybatavia) | 69.51 | 95% | 2013-07-16 |
| 19315. | Sofia (miku210) | 69.50 | 96% | 2013-12-25 |
| 19316. | Bill (billsquare) | 69.50 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 19317. | Domas (little1snipez) | 69.50 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 19318. | Hello (helloworld) | 69.50 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 19319. | Vi (anne777) | 69.50 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 19320. | Screen (screendoor) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 19321. | mike (walkblind) | 69.49 | 90% | 2013-07-16 |
| 19322. | Tenzin (tenzintsering2002) | 69.49 | 96.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 19323. | jamie (ravissantt) | 69.49 | 94% | 2020-11-16 |
| 19324. | Do (trungkien622004) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19325. | Sudipta (confusedphoton1) | 69.49 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 19326. | Hannes (p1k3) | 69.48 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 19327. | _ (ovorampage) | 69.48 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
| 19328. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 69.48 | 97% | 2017-02-18 |
| 19329. | Drew (dmart) | 69.48 | 91% | 2015-08-13 |
| 19330. | S (st_bertie) | 69.47 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 19331. | fakaped (fakaped) | 69.47 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19332. | Debz (crisfannum1) | 69.47 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 19333. | tuttle (tuttle) | 69.47 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 19334. | ViscoseTa (viscoseta) | 69.46 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 19335. | Asif Qureshi (attractive) | 69.46 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 19336. | explorer (explorest) | 69.46 | 97% | 2016-10-28 |
| 19337. | sunil (udpsunil) | 69.46 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 19338. | Garrett (galexj9) | 69.46 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 19339. | ⛈️ (xinan) | 69.46 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 19340. | James (james80401) | 69.46 | 96% | 2016-01-11 |
| 19341. | Lynn (baby_bench) | 69.46 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 19342. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 69.46 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 19343. | Hendrik (hendrikb) | 69.45 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |