I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4522. | Luke (smawlliemcgee) | 102.12 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4523. | z (randomosity) | 102.12 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 4524. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 102.10 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 4525. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 102.09 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 4526. | Hose (skaldsss) | 102.09 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 4527. | dick (pools2) | 102.08 | 96.8% | 2023-09-04 |
| 4528. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 102.08 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 4529. | Tim (timble2000) | 102.07 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 4530. | hpp3 (hpp3) | 102.07 | 98% | 2016-04-13 |
| 4531. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 102.06 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4532. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 102.06 | 97.8% | 2024-04-06 |
| 4533. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 102.06 | 98.7% | 2024-04-03 |
| 4534. | Eru (ihatemorgoth) | 102.06 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 4535. | niccnakk445 (niccnakk445) | 102.05 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 4536. | xerb (xerb) | 102.05 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4537. | Isaac (nobos5is) | 102.05 | 93% | 2016-12-10 |
| 4538. | YUME (tanunki) | 102.04 | 96% | 2025-08-24 |
| 4539. | Lagom (thelagom) | 102.04 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 4540. | dodobe (dodobe) | 102.04 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4541. | drid (jzhen1005) | 102.04 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 4542. | Anton (tutantontut) | 102.04 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 4543. | Dyl (dbambino) | 102.04 | 96% | 2016-12-22 |
| 4544. | iza (servoracc) | 102.03 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 4545. | Sora (amamiyasora) | 102.03 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 4546. | Daniel (rexow) | 102.03 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| 4547. | lou (fastball9) | 102.01 | 99% | 2024-08-13 |
| 4548. | Nafre (nafre) | 102.00 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 4549. | Mehrdad (mhlplayer) | 102.00 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
| 4550. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 101.98 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4551. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 101.98 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |