As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12404. | Gaming (kinghenry497) | 77.50 | 95% | 2024-11-25 |
| 12405. | π«π π βΈΙ¦ΙΚΓΕΙ ... | 77.50 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 12406. | Ed (ed841) | 77.50 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 12407. | Danz (danzss) | 77.50 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 12408. | Amber (theamberfang) | 77.50 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 12409. | Conrad (conrad7) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12410. | lev (lev_x64) | 77.50 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 12411. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 77.50 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12412. | Lagmbsf (lagmbsf) | 77.50 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12413. | Oliver (docileturtle) | 77.50 | 94% | 2020-03-03 |
| 12414. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 77.49 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 12415. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 77.49 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
| 12416. | Mack (tastyasiank9) | 77.48 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 12417. | badal (badal1) | 77.48 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12418. | Rofik (rofikbjir) | 77.48 | 97.1% | 2023-12-26 |
| 12419. | Jarocj (manhna99) | 77.48 | 97% | 2025-02-26 |
| 12420. | Alex (tra_pz) | 77.47 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12421. | Bry (athelstan) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 12422. | Rdk (olegus) | 77.47 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 12423. | asdf (doctorworm) | 77.47 | 98% | 2019-03-19 |
| 12424. | _ (abayto) | 77.47 | 98% | 2015-10-19 |
| 12425. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 77.47 | 97% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12426. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 77.46 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 12427. | Billy (bill_nye1) | 77.45 | 95.4% | 2023-12-07 |
| 12428. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 77.45 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12429. | Cinari (cinari) | 77.45 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 12430. | boo (lolitsme) | 77.45 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12431. | Maciej (thasobot) | 77.44 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 12432. | Chaos (chaosknight) | 77.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 12433. | Robert (brorrobert) | 77.44 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |