The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14680. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 80.51 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 14681. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 80.51 | 97.3% | 2024-09-21 |
| 14682. | Cameron (archori) | 80.51 | 98% | 2017-11-24 |
| 14683. | Alfred (alfiealfie) | 80.51 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 14684. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 80.51 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 14685. | (shinobukocho) | 80.51 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 14686. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 80.51 | 94% | 2017-03-24 |
| 14687. | Phil (fillagain) | 80.51 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 14688. | Hey (shadydeath999) | 80.50 | 93% | 2014-03-09 |
| 14689. | Tom (brionel) | 80.50 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 14690. | Dexter (dexter1323) | 80.50 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 14691. | Preston (fregebombs) | 80.49 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 14692. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 80.49 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 14693. | Pedro (pelohi) | 80.49 | 92% | 2015-11-08 |
| 14694. | Marc (gx2980) | 80.49 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 14695. | John (fudgebucket27) | 80.49 | 93% | 2013-10-05 |
| 14696. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 80.48 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 14697. | Hamada (hamadasalhab) | 80.48 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 14698. | touch me (sertouchme) | 80.48 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 14699. | Ovanchu (magealman) | 80.48 | 94% | 2014-02-01 |
| 14700. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 80.48 | 93% | 2014-12-24 |
| 14701. | T^T (asylumchess) | 80.48 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
| 14702. | Blatta (blatta_orientalis) | 80.47 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14703. | Nam (nchu027) | 80.47 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14704. | Liane (lianesol) | 80.47 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 14705. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 80.46 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14706. | someone (someone845) | 80.46 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 14707. | Eric (isoh) | 80.46 | 93% | 2013-04-08 |
| 14708. | Chan (chanjamie3) | 80.46 | 97% | 2017-03-26 |
| 14709. | Ilkka (meemusis) | 80.45 | 95% | 2017-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |