And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7422. | brian (brian6466) | 104.20 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7423. | Hydra (hydraaa) | 104.20 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 7424. | Chris (big_z) | 104.20 | 97% | 2015-11-29 |
| 7425. | Zlear (zleareht) | 104.20 | 96% | 2011-06-06 |
| 7426. | XrXr (xrxr) | 104.19 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 7427. | Brian (softero) | 104.18 | 99% | 2014-11-16 |
| 7428. | L (yogoda) | 104.18 | 96% | 2013-06-10 |
| 7429. | Alex (subonik) | 104.18 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| 7430. | feby (peby) | 104.18 | 98% | 2011-05-14 |
| 7431. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 104.17 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 7432. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 104.17 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 7433. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 104.17 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7434. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 104.17 | 99% | 2021-10-28 |
| 7435. | BananaLieutenant (bananalie... | 104.17 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 7436. | @the3dcoder (pyderz) | 104.17 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 7437. | Lawrence (loklein) | 104.17 | 99% | 2011-11-02 |
| 7438. | Aeddon (kalawishis) | 104.16 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 7439. | Tushar (tusharsingh) | 104.16 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 7440. | eksdee (opticalstatic) | 104.16 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 7441. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 104.16 | 96% | 2014-11-18 |
| 7442. | Kokeb (kokeb1) | 104.15 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 7443. | sl (slgerbil) | 104.15 | 94% | 2011-08-22 |
| 7444. | Kevin (bigtimetyperacer) | 104.15 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 7445. | Gaz (gdeacon7) | 104.15 | 96% | 2014-04-08 |
| 7446. | thomp (thompson139) | 104.15 | 96% | 2016-03-18 |
| 7447. | rik (rikgnasty) | 104.14 | 97% | 2014-06-07 |
| 7448. | Jess (euphoria) | 104.14 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 7449. | Maik (maik1990) | 104.14 | 96% | 2016-11-07 |
| 7450. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 104.13 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| 7451. | Renat (rem132) | 104.13 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |