As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15289. | Slim (slimshady2000) | 72.24 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
| 15290. | Marc (lamfifer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 15291. | Momocat (acornboo) | 72.24 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 15292. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15293. | Chris (patterns) | 72.24 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 15294. | ilovemygf (ilovegracie) | 72.23 | 97% | 2024-10-17 |
| 15295. | totato (ducksarecoolbeans) | 72.23 | 96% | 2024-02-11 |
| 15296. | Casey (supermomx5) | 72.23 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 15297. | An (themegabam5) | 72.23 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 15298. | Ze King (kaysa) | 72.23 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 15299. | cokev0mit (cokev0mit) | 72.22 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 15300. | Jack (manicman) | 72.22 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 15301. | e (blkys) | 72.22 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 15302. | PMC (pmcc) | 72.22 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 15303. | Justin (justxn) | 72.22 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 15304. | Rajesh (rajeshsharma) | 72.22 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 15305. | Colemak-Planck (turtle_boy1) | 72.21 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 15306. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 72.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 15307. | Nicolau (nicolaud) | 72.21 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15308. | Jason (jasongog) | 72.21 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 15309. | www (dieucra) | 72.21 | 93% | 2016-06-19 |
| 15310. | quang (tmq1611) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 15311. | Majid (aiaiuui) | 72.20 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15312. | dlrMan (bevins) | 72.20 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15313. | Irakli (fastandsurprised) | 72.20 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 15314. | Alex (nocut) | 72.20 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 15315. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 72.19 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 15316. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 72.19 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 15317. | Tyler (sitfor) | 72.19 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15318. | Eduardo (djyoshi8225) | 72.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |