The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6232. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 98.61 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6233. | Jimmy (wanderingai) | 98.61 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 6234. | i have cancer (dantedevil1005) | 98.61 | 93% | 2015-09-24 |
| 6235. | Jake (jigawat) | 98.61 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 6236. | Xachiin (xachiin) | 98.61 | 98% | 2014-04-17 |
| 6237. | Justin (imbaman) | 98.61 | 96% | 2012-01-17 |
| 6238. | Nila (nila99) | 98.60 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 6239. | Noriyuki (nori1993) | 98.60 | 98% | 2011-08-09 |
| 6240. | mairzydoats_mason (jjohn881) | 98.60 | 98% | 2013-08-24 |
| 6241. | Big (bighorse) | 98.60 | 92% | 2016-04-19 |
| 6242. | Alex (rednaxt) | 98.59 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 6243. | Ksizzzzz (ksiz) | 98.59 | 100% | 2021-12-31 |
| 6244. | Daniel (blackout769) | 98.59 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 6245. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 98.59 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 6246. | Dat (hiraku5678) | 98.59 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 6247. | Bella Lucita (dj_e) | 98.59 | 97% | 2011-08-08 |
| 6248. | Omer (om3rrr) | 98.58 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 6249. | ppLaser (fathertoben) | 98.58 | 99% | 2021-09-08 |
| 6250. | Alex (monkeytypist) | 98.58 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 6251. | Buba (emaus4) | 98.58 | 93% | 2012-06-03 |
| 6252. | uniracer (uniracer) | 98.58 | 99% | 2016-06-25 |
| 6253. | Turtle (turtiee) | 98.58 | 98% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6254. | Chelsea (4mmc) | 98.58 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 6255. | emo (emo93) | 98.57 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 6256. | Justin (justinmc7) | 98.56 | 97% | 2013-09-08 |
| 6257. | Jordan (jahallc) | 98.56 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 6258. | Marc (marc_keychron) | 98.56 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6259. | Bangbangbangmaychetsweetdre... | 98.56 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 6260. | ehe (aeronsic) | 98.56 | 99% | 2023-03-31 |
| 6261. | Arnold (bryx0) | 98.56 | 93% | 2013-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |