So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 661. | (kiwisandlimes) | 127.46 | 97% | 2012-02-14 |
| 662. | NebulaGrey (hellishemo1) | 127.45 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 663. | BEAST (sepanian) | 127.39 | 94% | 2012-07-09 |
| 664. | ~HAVOC~ (havocprodigy) | 127.37 | 98% | 2017-01-13 |
| 665. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 127.36 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 666. | willmtx (willmtx) | 127.33 | 99% | 2014-07-24 |
| 667. | (m0rtsl0ver) | 127.33 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 668. | (elemennop) | 127.33 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 669. | HD (thetruehd) | 127.30 | 99% | 2015-06-17 |
| 670. | phlofy (phlofy) | 127.22 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 671. | Andrew (goatrope) | 127.21 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 672. | (skete) | 127.19 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 673. | lark (jeduhay) | 127.16 | 97% | 2014-11-05 |
| 674. | (jlam55555colemak) | 127.13 | 99% | 2022-03-27 |
| 675. | (cliffcatastrophe) | 127.09 | 88% | 2016-06-17 |
| 676. | (dnpsep05) | 127.07 | 99% | 2015-01-08 |
| 677. | TuringMachine (turingmachine) | 127.05 | 94% | 2014-03-03 |
| 678. | (tyzies) | 127.05 | 100% | 2023-02-07 |
| 679. | (afromancer) | 127.05 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 680. | Typer (typerkinger) | 127.00 | 98% | 2013-12-14 |
| 681. | (camsolem) | 126.99 | 97% | 2011-08-03 |
| 682. | ansix (an66) | 126.95 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 683. | (cornelius_d_funk) | 126.94 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 684. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 126.93 | 100% | 2013-10-28 |
| 685. | (mosae) | 126.92 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 686. | Tôm (tomthecat94) | 126.91 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 687. | (archimedesthecat) | 126.90 | 98% | 2016-10-25 |
| 688. | (ultrasurf) | 126.89 | 93% | 2011-06-02 |
| 689. | laddy (laddy) | 126.88 | — | 2008-11-24 |
| 690. | (hooman1) | 126.87 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |