The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6273. | Goofin (goofin) | 98.51 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 6274. | Cris (turbofingers) | 98.51 | 100% | 2013-12-15 |
| 6275. | BV (brothervoid1) | 98.50 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 6276. | Joeyeyey (truesniper) | 98.50 | 91% | 2017-03-30 |
| 6277. | arandomgiggle (arandomgiggle) | 98.50 | 95% | 2014-05-22 |
| 6278. | BitLorax (bitlorax) | 98.50 | 99.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6279. | Blueblueblub (bubbleblue) | 98.50 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 6280. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 98.50 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 6281. | Pavle (pajle) | 98.50 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 6282. | Hmm (sironronron) | 98.49 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 6283. | Mike (insaneone05) | 98.49 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 6284. | AikChun (aikchun616) | 98.49 | 97% | 2014-08-09 |
| 6285. | gaby (gaby0072) | 98.48 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 6286. | me slow (brandon69eduardo) | 98.48 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 6287. | mibby (drspock4ever) | 98.48 | 99% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6288. | Martin (mpgo13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 6289. | Ω (tunfisk) | 98.47 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 6290. | kirasu (alihan8) | 98.47 | 97.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 6291. | Alex (ohlookitsalpha) | 98.47 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 6292. | A (byroniox) | 98.47 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6293. | Marc (eesticoolio98) | 98.47 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6294. | Andrew (mcentag) | 98.47 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6295. | Addy (egglols) | 98.46 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 6296. | korazer (rafhael132) | 98.46 | 98.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6297. | Mostafa (brostafa) | 98.46 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 6298. | richard (doebymalcolm) | 98.45 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 6299. | DeeFly (deefly) | 98.44 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 6300. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.43 | 97% | 2011-09-04 |
| 6301. | jero (jero32) | 98.43 | 97% | 2013-08-02 |
| 6302. | Alessandro (derossi92) | 98.43 | 93% | 2012-02-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |