So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4319. | Josef (jo5ef) | 101.63 | 96% | 2012-07-07 |
| 4320. | 1000 & beyond (gkaps) | 101.62 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 4321. | Fart (chuckster73) | 101.62 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 4322. | M (lazydaze) | 101.61 | 96% | 2015-11-25 |
| 4323. | desyncgod (43243264) | 101.61 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 4324. | Conor (ulcha2) | 101.61 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 4325. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 101.61 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 4326. | Mike (archmealfiller) | 101.61 | 90% | 2013-08-22 |
| 4327. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 101.59 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 4328. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 4329. | (mike444) | 101.59 | 99% | 2017-05-25 |
| 4330. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 101.58 | 96% | 2017-01-27 |
| 4331. | Vincent (dvorakvincent) | 101.58 | — | 2009-05-23 |
| 4332. | . (naxuda) | 101.57 | 96% | 2012-10-20 |
| 4333. | Naruto (narutohokage117) | 101.57 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 4334. | oneproduct (oneproduct) | 101.57 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 4335. | Ω (tunfisk) | 101.56 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
| 4336. | Tull (torfindel) | 101.56 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4337. | Rafter (rafter) | 101.55 | 97% | 2016-03-30 |
| 4338. | Baris (baris23) | 101.54 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 4339. | unadroit (unadroit) | 101.54 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4340. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 101.54 | 99% | 2022-10-16 |
| 4341. | ryan (rasmann) | 101.53 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4342. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 101.53 | 98.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 4343. | Ben (imsortafast) | 101.53 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 4344. | KUN+ (msmyth23) | 101.52 | 99% | 2014-09-23 |
| 4345. | Xachiin (xachiin) | 101.52 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 4346. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 101.51 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 4347. | Emmanuel (emmanuel1997) | 101.51 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 4348. | Jeremy (fatcj) | 101.51 | 99% | 2013-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |