As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3526. | Wave (waveclipping) | 103.95 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 3527. | Wesley (wesbot) | 103.95 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
| 3528. | A_man (stay_safe) | 103.93 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 3529. | Thady (thady) | 103.93 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3530. | Kenny (10chos) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 3531. | Cosmic (aji3) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 3532. | Quark (quarky) | 103.93 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
| 3533. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 103.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
| 3534. | Pabst (pabst) | 103.92 | 91% | 2016-12-29 |
| 3535. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 103.91 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
| 3536. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 103.91 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 3537. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 103.91 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 3538. | Neil (nelichte) | 103.91 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
| 3539. | Jisoo (guersam) | 103.90 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 3540. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 103.89 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 3541. | jsung (jsung888) | 103.88 | 99% | 2024-07-15 |
| 3542. | Cynthia (tsukihimeko) | 103.87 | 98% | 2016-12-06 |
| 3543. | rakki123 (rakki123) | 103.86 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3544. | Vive (vivethemodder) | 103.86 | 94.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 3545. | name (anson001) | 103.86 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 3546. | earwax (earwax) | 103.86 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 3547. | TheHarpDaddy (theharpdaddy) | 103.85 | 97.9% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3548. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 103.85 | 99% | 2020-08-03 |
| 3549. | Xyko (xyko_) | 103.85 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 3550. | Lewis (vathlauss) | 103.85 | 98% | 2018-03-05 |
| 3551. | Eric (edang344) | 103.84 | 99% | 2017-04-25 |
| 3552. | Alvin (eldormr) | 103.84 | 98% | 2015-09-09 |
| 3553. | jen (chennyjen) | 103.84 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 3554. | Ulshilth (ulshilth) | 103.83 | 99.3% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3555. | lego (legoghost42) | 103.83 | 97.6% | 2024-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |