Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3469. | Ace (acechow) | 67.33 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3470. | atul (atulsingh) | 67.33 | 97% | 2017-10-14 |
| 3471. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 67.33 | 94% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3472. | Ryan (typingmaster43_) | 67.32 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3473. | Nick (an_uncreative_name) | 67.32 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3474. | mofo (s1utty123) | 67.32 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3475. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 67.32 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 3476. | Viru (virulentis) | 67.31 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3477. | Mouse (atypingmouse) | 67.31 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3478. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 67.30 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 3479. | Philip (tokenpiece) | 67.30 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3480. | Simeon (alode) | 67.27 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 3481. | Naji (neji7) | 67.25 | 95% | 2020-05-02 |
| 3482. | rasmus (erasmusmustcome) | 67.24 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 3483. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 67.23 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3484. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 67.23 | 96% | 2019-11-29 |
| 3485. | Nurbek (tsukerk1) | 67.22 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3486. | Andrew (acook3) | 67.21 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3487. | Ivan (evanmico) | 67.21 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3488. | Byrestinpeace (byrestinpeace) | 67.20 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3489. | Calum (mumucaca) | 67.18 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3490. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 67.18 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3491. | Kevan (kevanlim) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3492. | Dennis (baachou) | 67.16 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3493. | Richard (richyk1) | 67.16 | 97% | 2017-10-02 |
| 3494. | Philip (philr0203) | 67.15 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3495. | G (gwillson1) | 67.15 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3496. | Sasa (sasatype) | 67.15 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3497. | Brett (savagesapien) | 67.14 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3498. | Paper (spamllama) | 67.14 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |