So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5984. | (patrickstar505) | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 5985. | Brett (babyringtail) | 95.39 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 5986. | (veganox) | 95.39 | 92% | 2016-02-19 |
| 5987. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 95.39 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 5988. | F. (yrebainahs) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5989. | (xuqc01) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 5990. | (beahmer) | 95.37 | 97.4% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5991. | (99ms) | 95.37 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 5992. | (grinaghim) | 95.37 | 93% | 2015-07-31 |
| 5993. | Tona (tona5959) | 95.37 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5994. | (superuser_) | 95.36 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 5995. | (flyingredturtle) | 95.36 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 5996. | Super (vdanger) | 95.36 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 5997. | (aditus) | 95.35 | 95% | 2011-10-25 |
| 5998. | Rayrayfireball (rayrayfireb... | 95.35 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 5999. | (tomw6272003) | 95.35 | 99% | 2014-08-29 |
| 6000. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.34 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 6001. | (shadydeath999) | 95.34 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
| 6002. | Samuel (candiru) | 95.34 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
| 6003. | Thomas (tskilla) | 95.34 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 6004. | Pavel (patcm) | 95.34 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 6005. | Gogol Ganguli (cold_vestibu... | 95.34 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
| 6006. | (blaire) | 95.34 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 6007. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 95.33 | 98.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 6008. | Br (skitsfate) | 95.33 | 94% | 2022-10-20 |
| 6009. | (aidennn123) | 95.33 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 6010. | sam153 (sam153) | 95.33 | 95% | 2012-11-30 |
| 6011. | zach (tabako) | 95.33 | 97% | 2011-09-18 |
| 6012. | Uniju (uniju) | 95.32 | 94% | 2015-02-26 |
| 6013. | (simonlee2216) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |