And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12417. | helvetica (helvetica) | 92.20 | 94% | 2014-08-16 |
| 12418. | (gauss_307) | 92.19 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 12419. | GT1k (gtbarge) | 92.19 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12420. | sg my beloved (imperfect_qu... | 92.19 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 12421. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 92.19 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
| 12422. | (avirex92) | 92.19 | 99% | 2020-10-13 |
| 12423. | Isauro (mati002) | 92.19 | 99% | 2019-08-14 |
| 12424. | keaton (keaton_____) | 92.19 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 12425. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 92.19 | 91% | 2014-10-27 |
| 12426. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 92.18 | 97.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12427. | Andrè (andrree) | 92.18 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12428. | Pakos (pakos) | 92.18 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12429. | (vickybalaji) | 92.18 | 97% | 2014-08-12 |
| 12430. | Justin (tokomaki) | 92.18 | 95% | 2016-05-16 |
| 12431. | (thespot84) | 92.18 | 92% | 2013-08-15 |
| 12432. | Crouton (a99966) | 92.18 | 98% | 2014-12-18 |
| 12433. | Parzha (parzha) | 92.17 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 12434. | (kidnaim) | 92.17 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 12435. | Teresa (tskd) | 92.17 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12436. | Andres (avillarreal) | 92.17 | 100% | 2017-09-11 |
| 12437. | Dre (atarez) | 92.17 | 87% | 2013-11-14 |
| 12438. | UwU (dolhpin) | 92.16 | 94% | 2023-03-25 |
| 12439. | (andymac) | 92.16 | 97% | 2016-01-26 |
| 12440. | (uroskrunic1988) | 92.16 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12441. | (thege) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12442. | road to 100wpm (getoar112) | 92.16 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 12443. | (flyndrn) | 92.16 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 12444. | Frank (frank44) | 92.16 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 12445. | Bob (darcee) | 92.16 | 93% | 2014-05-09 |
| 12446. | (allegro1321) | 92.16 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |